Duct Tales of A Hamburger Monarch

Thousands of years ago. The old McDonalds farm corporation set up a restaurant chain that people would remember for years to come. The Hamburger monarchy was displeased with this. Needing to put an end to old McDonald and his restaurant chain, the hamburger monarch set out on a journey, a secret and personal journey, to duct tape all people involved with the old McDonalds farm corporation. Not to cause physical harm, but to send a message. A message that you can not mess with the hamburger monarchy and have it your way, at the same time.